Beer. So much more than just a breakfast drink! — Anon.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. — Jack Handey
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. — Ernest Hemingway
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. — Anon.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway
He was a wise man who invented beer. — Plato
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination. — Thomas de Quincey
Work is the curse of the drinking class. — Oscar Wilde
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? — W.C. Fields
Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire. — David Rains Wallace
Woody: Little early in the day for a beer, isn’t it, Norm?
Norm: So float a corn flake in it.
— Cheers
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. — William Butler Yeats
To drink without thirst and to make love all the time, madam, it is only these which distinguish us from the other beasts. — Beaumarchais
Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. — Alex Levine
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation. — Anon.
God grant me chastity and temperance, but not just yet. — St. Augustine
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t say it. — Anon.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. — W.C. Fields
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. — Catherine Zandonella
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation. — William Blake
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
— Dean Martin
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Kaiser Wilhelm
I drink to make other people interesting. — George Jean Nathan
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. — Samuel Butler
There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer. — Joan Goldstein
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the cost becomes prohibitive. — William F Buckley, Jr
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in a brewery. — H. L. Mencken
’Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. — W.C. Fields
A little learning is a dangerous thing / Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring / There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain / And drinking largely sobers us again. — Alexander Pope
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they're going to feel all day. — Frank Sinatra
Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl’s clothes off. — Raymond Chandler
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — Hannu
A fine beer may be judged with just one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure. — Old Czech Proverb
In victory, you deserve champagne, in defeat, you need it. — Napoleon
It’s a naïve domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you’ll be amused by its presumption. — James Thurber
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die. — Ecclesiastes
People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as a joke. — Will Rogers
Filled with mingled cream and amber;
I will drain that glass again.
Most peculiar visions clamber
through the chamber of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies,
come to life, and fade away.
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
— Edgar Allan Poe
A quart of ale is a dish for a king. — Shakespeare
Fermentation and civilization are inseparable. — John Ciardi
Malt does more than Milton can/To justify God's ways to man. — AE Houseman
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. — J. K. Galbraith
The most dangerous food of all is wedding cake. — James Thurber
People who like eating sausage or obeying the law should not watch either being made. — Otto von Bismarck
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
— J. K. Galbraith
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him whose? — Don Marquis
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. — W. Somerset Maugham
She said, “I know you you cannot sing.” I said, “That’s nothing, you should hear me play the piano.” — Morrissey
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